There was an article on the BBC One Breakfast News regarding the wildlife organisation (can’t remember which one) have decided to protect the dwindling red squirrel population from the marauding greys. So what happened?

[Pictures of a branch in Scotland with a Red Squirrel ]

Bill Turnbull: We reveal plans for saving the Red Squirrel [dramatic pause] by culling the greys.

[Cut back to Studio]

Louise Minchin: [Excitedly]Fantastic!